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New HR policy for 2016

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not … Continue reading

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The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 … Continue reading

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Husband and Wife

Husband: (Calls up hotel manager, from room) – Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump from your hotel window. Manager: Sir, I am sorry, this is your personal issue, we … Continue reading

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Chrome is updated with better spell check

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Salary Theorem

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Software Ke Phool

MODERN VERSION OF GURU DUTT’S FILM ”KAAGAZ KE PHOOL ” Guru Dutt is reborn and makes a film, called ‘Software ke phool’. Sahir Ludhianvi Sahab revises his old song for the new venture. It goes like this : yeh document, … Continue reading

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Management Consultant

Once upon a time > there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of > a deserted road. > > > > > Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The >  driver, a man … Continue reading

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Cheating Wife

“Hello?” “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and … Continue reading

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Love at First Sight

Hi , Anybody can explain what love at first sight is.  I know that is tough to define. Exact picture is given below. Without definition you can understand.  Pl. scroll down without much shyness…………………. ……………………………………….scroll down……….   ……………………………………….scroll down……….   … Continue reading

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