01. *LORENZ’S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*
Once  your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

02. *ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

03. *KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM*
When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.

04. *CANNON’S KARMIC LAW*
If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.

05 *O’BRIEN’S VARIATION LAW*
If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.

06. *BELL’S THEOREM*
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

07. *RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS*
The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don’t want to be seen with.

08. *WILLOUGHBY’S LAW*
When u try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

09. *ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. *BREDA’S RULE*
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. *OWEN’S LAW*
As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. *SID’S LAW*
When you need something you will never find it in your home.

13 *NEERA’S LAW*
After you throw something you will immediately need it the next day.